May 2013
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask...
bloomin-eck:
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
Watchimmiqrant:
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO
dignitea:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
carryonmywaywardassbutts:
remlupins:
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
I need to bring this classic back
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uptownquirrells:
tumbl-rarity:
slytherlocked:
femtaktfilosofi:
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
#same with Robert Downey Jr
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
madturbating:
“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school
longnightsandterriblefights:
siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
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bigrnac:
if caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why cant i
andrewbreitel:
it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
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lookinforhotbf:
i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
icanbarelyspeak:
not-thefunniestblog:
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
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YAY! :D
KFVE is going to rebroadcast the Merrie Monarch Hōʻike tomorrow and Friday night! :D :D
& the Merrie Monarch high begins once again…muahahaha…xD
